Welcome to How To Die Music. Thanks so much for coming to check us out. We have some free music in the downloads section. Feel free to snatch it up. We will be changing the music on there without warning, so if you are putting off saving the songs, then one day you could find yourself up shit creek, emailing us for that one song you used to dig. And of course, we'll send it to you, but why wait until then? How To Die Music is what happens when a kid with OCD decides that he wants to start a music production company. We aren't here to act like a "Label." We're here to produce music. Think: Motown. The way that Gordy wanted them to pump out music the way that Detroit Pumped out cars. Same deal, except we are going to try and screw our artists just a tad less on the business side of things. We will always be adding to this site, and it will forever be in various stages of construction, but soon we will have all those annoying "We're lazy..." sections done. Sorry about those. Please hang with us for a little while. If we can do anything to make the site better for you, please email us, We just want you guys to dig it here. Also, be on the look out for cds by the How To Die artists soon. Including: The Mauvetones, Ribbon Sweet, Big Down, Jason Hall, Joshua Kane, and our compilation album The Claustrophobic Sessions.

Hopefully, we'll make some music that your girlfriend / boyfriend will want to play at your funeral, some music that you will want to sing to your potential boyfriend / girlfriend to make them hard / wet, and / or some music that you will want to have blaring in your headphones as you throw a brick through your ex-boyfriend / girlfriend's car window. How's that for a mission statement?